Introducing the Whateva Cotton Tee, the perfect garment for those who've perfected the art of not giving a single hoot. Made from 100% cotton because, frankly, we couldn't be bothered to use anythi...
Introducing the Whateva Cotton Tee, the perfect garment for those who've perfected the art of not giving a single hoot. Made from 100% cotton because, frankly, we couldn't be bothered to use anything else. This shirt isn't just clothing; it's a lifestyle for the effortlessly apathetic.
This tee screams sarcasm and indifference, perfect for those who prefer to show up rather than participate. Whether it's a family gathering where you're expected to smile, or a Zoom call with your camera off, this shirt communicates your disinterest with style. It's not one size fits all - because even caring about the right size is too much effort.
The bold "Whateva" text on the front isn't just a statement; it's your new philosophy. Wear it to express that you're here for a good time, not a long time... unless it's about how long you can go without caring.
Care Instructions:
Wash with like colors if you can be bothered, or don't. It's your life. Dry on whatever setting you feel like. Iron if you care about wrinkles, which, if you're buying this shirt, you probably don't.
Get Yours Today...Or Don't:
Click "Add to Cart" if you feel like it, or scroll away. Whateva. At Satire Clothes, we make clothes for people who appreciate the art of not trying too hard.
Note: No actual motivation or enthusiasm was used in the making of this product description.
