Taking No Chances

Dive into the romantic apocalypse with our "Taking No Chances" shirt - because when love is in the air, you need protection stronger than a cupid-proof vest! This shirt isn't just fabric; it's your personal love bunker, woven from 100% cynicism-proof material, offering an impenetrable shield against the airborne virus of affection. Featuring a gas mask graphic that screams "I'm not here for your love, I'm here for your memes," this shirt declares your independence from the chaos of Cupid's chemical warfare. Perfect for the romantically cautious, the dating detoxers, and anyone who's decided that love's battlefield is best observed from the safety of their couch. Why risk emotional contamination when you can wear your heart on your sleeve - or rather, keep it safely locked away with a big "NOPE" to all the love drama? Whether you're dodging roses at an office party or swiping left on life, this shirt ensures you're not inhaling any of that lovey-dovey nonsense. Grab yours now at Satire Clothes, where we specialize in keeping your heart rate down and your laugh meter up, one chuckle at a time. Remember, when love is in the air, staying indoors isn't just a choice, it's a lifestyle. LESS ▲